My Husband, Ladies and Gentlemen.......

We are in bed a few nights ago, snuggling and talking. Romantic and rare....and I say,

"You know what I love about you? You know just how to touch me. You always have touched me "just right". If you're rubbing my shoulders, or touching my arm...even the first time we slept together. It's like you just 'knew' how to do it".

And he says, "Oh, well....I opened a hotline before we did it the first time. People could call in and tell me about how Amy liked to be touched. I got hundreds of calls."

"Gee, it must have been really awkward when your dad called in."

(Silence and crickets on his part.) Finally, he smiles, and gives me a "Yeah."

"And two of your sisters."

He didn't utter another word the rest of the night, but we kept on snuggling and smiling. That conversation really sums up my marriage.