WTF

Okay, so I was going to post all about myself and my new body that I am creating for myself through tons of sweat and hard work. Then, I was going to mention my husband, and how gorgeous he is, and I am in my sexual peak and perimenopause at the same time. I then thought of how I wouldn't trade my husband for a moment, but if he ever left me, I would love to climb Vincent D'onofrio like a set of monkey bars- especially with my new body, hahahaha.


So, I Google "D'onofrio" for a pic because apparently not everyone knows who he is, he's not Brad Bitt, he's an genuine actor, of course, I could never date an actor (again). But, I digress....I like my men rugged and masculine, dripping with testosterone, yet evolved, brainy, hilarious, and a bit too cerebral. They must also understand me on a gut level. For example, when "Stayin' Alive" plays on the radio- I cannot help it- I dance and my right hand looks as though I am stabbing myself in the back. Any man who might catch me doing this and begin laughing himself is light years ahead of the others.



So, while looking for this:

BTW: wow. look at that.....

I come across this:

I love Harry Hamlin (think:Clash of the Titans) and I have always believed Lisa Rinna to be gorgeous, but what's up with the pose? Looks pretty cheesy. I am sure this is just a bad moment, right? I cannot imagine life in front of a camera all the time.

So, anyway, about D'onofrio- I have seem him in several things over the years, and I was always walking out of the theater or turning off the DVD, thinking that was the most amazing actor- "I have to get his name". From Wells in Ed Wood to the bug in MIB; of course I never remembered it. That is merely just my reference to what an amazing actor he is, but he is gorgeous, to boot!

I wonder how freaky it is to Google yourself and find some SAHM believes you to be rather sexy.

I just became creepy. Damn. I was saving that for my fifties.

PS: Watch Happy Accident.