Sandnigger or Savior?

I cannot believe the perfectly good waste of language that pours into my inbox. If it were all rearranged, it might do the world some good.

I hate racism of all sorts. We all make incorrect assumptions, and our minds are not politically correct, but to have a hatred for a person you have never met is obscene and the most "ignorant of all ignorances". Yeah, you heard me!

What I really hate even more are racist "Christians". The hypocrasy mixed with intoloerance, along with the perversion of the "true word of god" is akin to blasphemy in my mind. So, it never ceases to shock me when I get an email to pass on to thirty of my friends with some teary music and Christ on the cross,( so I can receive a miracle at 9:04am, or my fiance will be killed in a tractor-trailer accident), followed by an ebonics joke with some poor child's fucking picture on it.

Check this out:

Using history and technology, this is now our closest guess of Jesus' portrait. I wonder what Jesus would do if you called him a sandnigger. Or a wetback. Or a watermelon-eating porch-monkey. If Jesus moved into my neighborhood, property values would plummet. Until they found out it was really him. And then, I would be seated at the right hand of the father and we would BBQ and drink mojitos.