I Want To Make You Bad

So, here's a little known factoid about me. I love suspenders. I love them on a heavily-starched man. I think it's maybe something so conservative that it just gives me an extra push to make the man wearing them extra naughty. I used to think that this especially applied to attourneys, but then I dated one. They are "pre-ruined". I like my men with morals, thanks.

However, I noticed that suspenders are not sexy when they are not under a jacket. For example: this is not hot. At all. Unfortunately, neither is this. I think we've all learned something here today, haven't we?