Just in Case

So, my junior-high school boyfriend called me last night. No kidding. From when I was 13. I was literally sorting beans. It sounded like the lamest reason to get off of the phone, but I have started the bestlife diet, and I am so hoplessly commited to getting my body back to recognizable and healthy. Anyway, so he calls me back today as I requested. I told him that I was a devout Christian and somewhat obese. Thought that combo would ruin any impure thoughts he may have had.