A couple of Amyisms for ya:

- "I'd rather grow a set of testicles and hang myself from them."

- "It's good to be good. It's good to be bad. And it's very good to be good at being bad."

- "You deserve what you ask for. Things will happen that you never asked for, and that you never deserved, but you deserve what you ask for" (this is now becoming the foundation of my very existence)