No, It's Not a Joke

So, I went to church today, and guess who the new Sunday school teacher is going to be? Fuck me! It's me! So far, anyone that has heard this news drops their jaw and stutters. And then they laugh hysterically! My hub thinks it's extra- pervy to make the Sunday school teacher talk dirty to him. Love it!

I have also decided to open my own (very small) daycare business. I am only going to take in two children at the MAX. But, this is where the new title of "Sunday school teacher" can really pay off, my hub pointed out. Love him. He's using Jesus to boost profits!