"Excuse Me While I Whip This Out"

I have had my head in the toilet for the last two months. I cannot even tell ya the last time I blogged. Life is rather boring over here, with the vomiting and all. Makes one rather immobile.

I am, however, ultimately thrilled about John Kerry's success. I thought about Dean for a while, but my heart was with Kerry. I figured that he would never achieve, though, I am one of the democrats that want G2B2 evicted from his stolen property that I will support whomever recieves the nomination. BAM! Kerry moved 10 points in a week, and now, with just over 24 hours to go, it looks as though NH will be another triumph. However, he now has moved to a 49% general rating over Bush's 46%!!!!!!

Carolina will take some doing. Edwards has that southerner thing going...he reminds me so much of Clinton....don't get me wrong, I like his charisma, but not for this job, not now. I also find it hard to swallow that he is campaigning to come in second again in this caucus.

Ummm....dude...why campaign for 2nd fucking place? Are you sure that you're setting your sights low enough? Come on! You are trying to get the democratic nom, right? How about we....oh, I don't know....shoot for a win????!!!???

I see that some fo my friends are campaigning for Clark. He was on Meet the Press this morning. Ugh. I cannot stomach him. I find him weak. For example, when TR asked him about the right to choose, a HUGE issue with me, he began to stutter."Um, well, Tim, well,....uh...that's a choice that all women stuggle with." Not resoundingly pro-choice to me. I want someone that is going to say, "Women have the right to choose what lives and breathes in their uterus." TR kept pressing him about his own personal view on the matter, and it took three tries fore him to stutter through a slightly expanded explanation. Nope. I need a little force. At least I knew Clinton could slap a little ass and get the job done.

Dean himself frightens me. I see him as out of control (at moments). You have to keep your cool to be the Pres, don't you think? I think that's one of the issues with G2D2, is that he says whatever botched sentence is traveling through his brain. I am sure it's like a game of telephone, Cheney wispers something in his ear, like "....these are the downfall of the American economey", and it rattles around again and again, until what you get is, "Peas are my down comforter when faced with ebony".

...And that, my child, is how Bushisms are born.