It's All About the Johnson...

Let me start by stating that I, for the record, think that C's johnson is beautiful. It, like 99% of American johnsons, has been circumcised. However,my love and I absolutely disagree on what we should do if our baby has a penis.

C says it's ok to have a baby boy circumcised, no harm, no foul. I asked him to grab a kitchen knife and remove any excess skin from his pretty member, and he thinks I am nuts. I say this proves my point.

He says that circumcision is cleaner, and therefore, healthier. I say washing your genitals is what makes them clean, not any lack of flesh.

He says that it will take longer for either parent, and eventually our son to wash his penis. I say that men spend too much time "washing it" anyway.

He says that our son will be afraid to shower in gym. I say- when did you go to high school? We never showered until we got home. And doesn't our son have a built-in comeback about kindly asking his pals not to stare at his dick? Isn't that impolite or something? I thought might be considered slightly gay .

I cannot believe that someone that has a penis themselves isn't more protective and empathetic. For godsakkes, if you want to get into an anatomical debate....if someone asked to remove my clitoral hood, I would be rather pissed! We,in America, would call that genital mutilation. Am I right, or am I right?