Ooops- I just became obsessed

Have you ever had one of those problems that you know you did not create and yada yada yada, but you decide that you are going to fix it anyway through diligent action? Riiiiight. That's about what I've got goin' on.

My bigger issue is that I have obviously become content with my life, and therefore content with whatever face I present to the world. I was losing weight after getting off of the psycho drugs, but now I am simply ballooning up again. I am dressing sloppier and sloppier, with oh-so-little make up....I in essence, have stopped attracting my mate. I misspeake...I have stopped trying, and I am totally taking it for granted that he's as much of a sexaholic as I am! How he can be hot for me in my present pukey condition is beyond me. Maybe erections are made from pure love!

Is this a big deal to anyone else? I mean, not MY condition...I'm sure you don't care if I am a big fat ass, but are other women feeling the same thing?

So, I go on the net, hoping (this is sooo gay) to find a makeover calendar. You know, one day, I'll work on the eyebrows, and one day I'll get a bikini wax or something, and one day, I'll work on my haircolor, etc. Ummm...two problems....this is a stupid, pathetic idea, and also...I cannot find any. Now, that I have openly admitted that this idea is so sad it's borderline pathetic...I have decided to make my own!

If by any chance, anyone else is feeling this particular burn, please let me know as a damned support group for "dumpy-feeling-housewives-that-wish-to-turn-themselves-into-porn-stars-after-the-kids-are-tucked-in" would be nice!